Trolls to the left of him, anons to the right; into the valley of hell/tumblr rode brave OxfordCommaForever.

Sweatpants are fine…for some things, namely exercising. Hence the name SWEATpants. Though given the state of alot of people these days, working up a sweat at the Taco Bell drive through isn’t that difficult for you people.

I understand that every once in a while, most people have one of those days; you’re sick but have to go to class, or just popping out to the drug store at 8:30pm on a Thursday, I get it, I really do. But for the most part sweatpants should not be worn in restaurants, offices, schools, shops, or public places, no matter if they say juicy on the ass or how expensive they were.

It takes so little effort to throw on chinos, just do it. And for you ladies, I can just say that I dressed as a gladiator for Halloween once (leather kilt-thing and all) and let me tell you, take advantage of that. Not wearing pants is extremely comfortable.

People have no civic pride these days, no sense of community and coming together to make things better. It’s been “me, me, me” since the 1970’s (thanks, our parents as teens, real good job on that one.) You’re flying on a plane? Wear a nice shirt and a pair of trousers, you’ll be surprised how nicely your treated by stewardesses and security people. Out to din at a nice restaurant for a relatives birthday? Show a little class by throwing on that necktie they bought you for your birthday two years ago, you’ll look nice, and they’ll be happy. Going to class? Take two extra minutes to wear slacks and a belt, and you’ll be amazed at the amount of pretty girls who compliment your “classy looks.”

Otherwise you’re the guy in the ratty pink floyd t-shirt and ed hardy hat.