I should not have to close storm windows in MAY!

I’m really just smh so hard right now at you Pittsburgh.

It’s the middle of May, Jerksburgh, it’s not supposed to be 48 degrees out.

To makers mark, or not to makers mark?

Also, besides going to a casino, is there a way to bet on this thing in Pittsburgh? It doesn’t seem to be an event here like it is back in New York…

I’m on a two-year hot winning streak, though- can’t let that end…

Why is the only way to get a sandwich in this city from a pizzeria?

I know that at least Squirrel Hill should have a normal goddamned deli- I mean jesus christ Moses H. Torah, can’t a man get a furshlugginer pastrami sandwich around here?

And don’t give me that “ooh Primanti Bros is so great” line- that’s a place you go if for average to this is actually not that bad food, and you hate yourself.

nypl:

The Pittsburg [sic] visible-writing machine (1895-1917)

AKA a typewriter.

Part of the NYPL’s Turn-of-the-Century Posters collection.

This must be from that weird (really not so weird) period of history (1890’s-1910’s I believe) when Yinzers decided to get rid of the H.

I call this one “Yinzburgh at Dusk”

Where I’m spending my evening.

Was and still is my attitude, mainly, but I really am coming to like cheese on everything and Dave & Buster’s

johnthecraftist:

Another photo from yesterday’s adventures. #oldbuildings #pgh #pittsburgh #rustbelt (at Downtown Pittsburgh)

When, on the first warm night of the season, your neighbors are sitting on the stoop, drinking and playing Frank Sinatra really loudly.

All the people in Highland Park are pissing me off.

A park is a place to eat your lunch and read books, it’s not for jogging and sports.

Get with it, losers.

Do any of my followers know a good golf course in Pittsburgh?

I can’t wait to get playing again, so I can slice and hook my way to the green.

Are here, visiting Pittsburgh.

And I have to show them around and junk and see them.

I think I’m going to need some giggle water.

thenewhotness:

While the bacon cheeseburger w/ a fried egg on a donut bun being offered at buccos games is new and exciting, this is still the star of the show.

This pulled pork and pierogi pile on a pretzel bun at PNC Park should still be a point of pride for those partial to the pittsburgh pirates

Sometimes my adopted city is disgusting.

I got that position.

Who wants to put money on the stupid thing that I’ll do to make up for it?

My money (and my prayers) are on some kind of sex scandal.