pittsburghrules:

Pittsburgh Fact #106
Most “salads” in Pittsburgh are considered health hazards by the FDA, and must by law come with a warning, like a carton of cigarettes, that they are, in fact, deadly

pittsburghrules:

Pittsburgh Fact #106

Most “salads” in Pittsburgh are considered health hazards by the FDA, and must by law come with a warning, like a carton of cigarettes, that they are, in fact, deadly

lipsticklalonde:

WOMEN CANT MAKE JOKES

ONLY BABIES

No comedy brain…only vagina…

betterbooktitles:

Top Ten Better Book Titles.

Soon to be a book: How Not to Read: Harnessing The Power of a Literature-Free Life

I won’t ever stop reblogging this.

I think this was the major factor in me moving around the political spectrum- at 15 I was a devout Communist, who got The Daily Workerand all, at 17, I was an Ann Coulter loving, Sean Hannity watching conservative, and now I’m just convinced that people can change their minds.

I think this was the major factor in me moving around the political spectrum- at 15 I was a devout Communist, who got The Daily Workerand all, at 17, I was an Ann Coulter loving, Sean Hannity watching conservative, and now I’m just convinced that people can change their minds.

Take note, Daniel Tosh: this was both about rape, and funny.

"He who is tired of the Internet is tired of life."
Mark Twain
Grade-A German hilariousness

Grade-A German hilariousness

betterbooktitles:

F. Scott Fitzgerald: This Side of Paradise
Reader Submission: Title and Redesign by Keenan Cross.

betterbooktitles:

F. Scott Fitzgerald: This Side of Paradise

Reader Submission: Title and Redesign by Keenan Cross.

betterbooktitles:

Ray Bradbury: Fahrenheit 451

betterbooktitles:

Ray Bradbury: Fahrenheit 451

Everything Barrack Obama Says Makes Me Love Him More

especially when his self-deprecating humor is contrasted with Eric Cantor’s dead shark eyes.

betterbooktitles:

Reader Submission: Title and Redesign by funnyman Mike Lacher of WONDER-TONIC.
Strunk and White: The Elements of Style.

betterbooktitles:

Reader Submission: Title and Redesign by funnyman Mike Lacher of WONDER-TONIC.

Strunk and White: The Elements of Style.

betterbooktitles:

Jared Diamond: Guns, Germs, and Steel
Reader Submission: Title by GQ contributor, Dennis Tang.
See the original Better Book Title for this book here.

Jared Diamond is an illiterate jackass, but his is some good humor.

betterbooktitles:

Jared Diamond: Guns, Germs, and Steel

Reader Submission: Title by GQ contributor, Dennis Tang.

See the original Better Book Title for this book here.

Jared Diamond is an illiterate jackass, but his is some good humor.

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